Star Trek Into Darkness (2013): (Or, “Star Trek Into Heartlessness”)

Warning: This is not a review. This is a rant. And it is full of spoilers. I really hoped J.J. Abrams's "Star Trek Into Darkness" would take my mind off my troubles. But alas, no. Now I have more troubles.


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Monsters University (2013)

Who knew that Mike and Sulley almost ruined each others' lives before they found bromance?


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Before Midnight (2013): An All-Thumbs Review

The following is a review of "Before Midnight" … in fiction. It’s Part Three of the new series I’m calling All Thumbs Video.


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The Desolation of “The Hobbit”

Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" is turning out to be, for many of us who love the book, a failure of "Phantom Menace" proportions.


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Finding Nemo (2003): Looking Back (This Fish is Still Fresh)

Here, at the ten-year anniversary, looking back at my original review of "Finding Nemo," I find that my respect for this film has only increased.


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The Bard on the Big Screen: Much Ado About ‘Much Ado,’ ‘Shakespeare in Love,’ and More

Shakespeare adaptations range from the muddled to the magnificent. What's your favorite big-screen blast of the Bard? Is there some cinematic Shakespeare that deserves more attention than it's received?


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Warm Bodies (2013)

Well, it could be that zombie movies have finally eaten my brain, but I think this movie has an honest-to-goodness heartbeat.


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Has the Power of the Ring Corrupted The Hobbit’s Filmmakers?

Today's Entertainment Weekly story about The Hobbit's new character played by Evangeline Lily has dealt a heavy blow to my hopes that this series will improve.


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Want to Go to Jerusalem with Benedict Cumberbatch?

There's a documentary tour of Jerusalem on the way. But I suspect that a lot of people will tune as much for the tour guide as for the subject of the tour.


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