This parody of Twilight takes only a few minutes to read, and it’s much more entertaining than the film (in my opinion, anyway).
There are links strewn throughout that lead to even more funny stuff, many of which are just excerpts straight from the book. (Check out The Catalog here.) Yes, it’s chock full of spoilers, so if you want the movie to surprise you, run away.
I suspect that Twilight‘s going to rank among the most-parodied films of all time.