Thanks to Andy Whitman for bringing to my attention the only Lindsay Lohan news worth reporting.

And here it is:

FOX News reports that Barry Gerald Sands, a Century City defense attorney and a certified drug and alcohol counselor, had this to say regarding Lohan’s current predicament:

“Whatever you have done in the past, do a 360-degree turn and go the other way.”

Whitman notes that this is much harder to do than it sounds. You try turning 360 degrees and then going the other way, and tell me how that works out.

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