So good that a Vancouver, B.C. film critic informs me that there will be no early press screenings, no opportunities for critics to offer an opinion of the movie before it opens.

Translation: It’s beyond awful.

The studio is hosting some “courtesy screenings” for critics just a couple of hours before regular crowds get in for the matinees. But by that time, they will have ensured that nobody will know what a stinker this movie really is, and thus the oblivious crowds will march right on in and spend their money.

(I’m trying very hard here to believe, for a moment, that reviews would make any difference whatsoever…)

UPDATE: The reviews are in. What a surprise.

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