Star Wars fans, put all sharp objects out of reach. You don’t want to hurt yourself or anybody else after you see this… the new ending for Return of the Jedi.

Expect to see this on the upcoming Star Wars DVD release.

Join the ranks of those who refuse to buy yet another edition… yet another LESSER edition. I’ve got a VHS widescreen copy of the original films, and I’m not letting those out of my sight, lest Lucas’s agents succeed in their quest to destroy all evidence of their existence.