Quick, summarize the plot of Batman Begins!

I’ll bet you can’t do better than this summary…

(via Consumerist)

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9 Responses to “Quick, summarize the plot of Batman Begins!”

  1. AzhiaShalott Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Oh my, where is this from?

  2. Bryan Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Did he actually start talking about Spiderman? Wow…

  3. tyler Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    Is The Abnormal Drug Trafficker a separate villain, or a description for Doctor Jackstraw?

    And yes, I analyze the grammar of everything. It’s pathological.

  4. Nicholas Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 7:10 am

    I love the strange juxtaposition of Schmacher’s Batman and Nolan’s Batman. And everything else about this.

  5. JoelK Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 7:36 am

    Thank goodness Spiderman stroke all criminal activates.

  6. Rick Ro. Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 9:58 am

    That’s priceless! “When being a child, Bruce Wayne…”

    When being a child?!?! The writer/translator couldn’t get even the first sentence started correctly!

  7. victor Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 9:29 am

    I’m nominating this for a Smithee Award in the “Worst Cover Copy” category.

  8. Bryan Rust Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    When sitting movies, my comprehension during Batman stories became removed. My citizens are happy for your share of plot. You are helping me resisted frozen thoughts.

  9. Rick Ro. Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Very funny, Bryan Rust!!! You made my day with that post!!!

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